blastortoise:

white people: mike brown robbed that store!

Lawyer: no he didn’t

Store owners: nope

Eye witnesses: nah

white people:

white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE

flame-cat:

autisticterezi:

scoutingleijon:

panickyintheuk:

panasonicyouth:

kimcrow:

lord—loldemort:

tophatkurt:

homemadedarkmark:

teppelin:

This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.

WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD 

i’m like wtf are they say-HOLY SHIT

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WHY

WHY

WHY

WHY

OHMYGAWD O.O

I don’t get it. Are they saying she created the ocean? That lubrication is peaceful? What is this ad trying to say? Look, I swear, I don’t understand this and it is making me feel like—

OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. 

Wait, what’s everyone freaking out about? I don’t get it—

OH MY GOD.

I was gonna reblog it like “I don’t get it someone help” and then

OH

I dont get it

guys seriously please explain it this is really bothering me

fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

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(Source: thatsociallyawkwardkid)

fatwink:

mynameisnipple:

fatwink:

*meme noise*

shut the fuck up

*sad meme noise*

sociallyinadequate:

SO LIKE ALL THE MALE GOD TIER OUTFITS ARE DORKY AS HELL.

BARD:

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COD PIECE.

PRINCE:

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POOFY SHORTS DUCK CAP.

KNIGHT:

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CONDOM HEAD.

AND NOW PAGE:

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UNDERWEAR.

I mean the only acceptable one is Heir bUT THEN YOU PUT JOHN IN IT:

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spiderinthecupboard:

The dog is asking you to subscribe to youtube.com/AmazingPhil! You simply can`t say no to the dog. Sorry, I don`t make the rules.

#GetPhilTo2M

derelictjet:

mindofgemini:

goldist:

malformalady:

The Black Dragonfish(Idiacanthus atlanticus) of the Stomiidae family.

I love how this is like a creature from hell but it has like little pink cheeks 

deep sea anime blush stickers

fun fact those pink cheeks glow to attract unsuspecting prey

fashionable and functional with a dash of abject terror

drawingwerewolves:

ragingnewborn:

venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

NOT BREATHING

SCIENCE NERDS

thilk:

I SWEAR I am a very serious roleplayer

More parp shenanigans coming soon

maybe you should read the captions or something

hnkkorgris:

doeribs:

jUST IMAGINE

EQUIUS BENCH PRESSING NEPETA

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okay shut up I couldn’t help myself