theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

hi:

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I’ve been watching horror movies on Netflix non stop the last 2 days so I keep getting scared by every single little thing omg

wow i have the best roommate

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update: it was just my pet hedgehog eating cheerios

reasons why I want a signifigant other:

dumplingdean:

  • so they can scratch those spots I can’t reach on my back.
  • so I can make them subscribe to hulu plus/amazon prime so I can use it. 
  • so they can buy me movie tickets, flowers, and bubble tea.

sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

(Source: uphayinaphu)

(Source: awwww-cute)

redeadlauren:

what the fuck

(Source: shimapanqueen)

aikostuck:

I couldn’t decide which version I liked better
(they’re transparent)

johndave rpers be like
john: d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dave?

shubbabang:

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"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider 

Pokeball - Pokemon