I’ve been watching horror movies on Netflix non stop the last 2 days so I keep getting scared by every single little thing omg
wow i have the best roommate
update: it was just my pet hedgehog eating cheerios
reasons why I want a signifigant other:
- so they can scratch those spots I can’t reach on my back.
- so I can make them subscribe to hulu plus/amazon prime so I can use it.
- so they can buy me movie tickets, flowers, and bubble tea.
that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home
THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME
I couldn’t decide which version I liked better
johndave rpers be like
"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider